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SPAIN X COUNTRY! READER - TWERK OFF

A world meeting. Countries, counries everywhere. They rarely ever got anything done due to the way they argue with each other the whole time. Today would be a day nobody would forget.

As you sat there, annoyed with all these countries arguing, you heard what would turn this boring meeting into the most bootylicious meeting ever.

"DONT DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN (EYY) DONT DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN"

I guess somebody started playing the song on their phone. You had no contol of your body, as you climber up on the meeting table in your spot, and started twerking.

All the countries went dead silent, except for the music of course. Everybody was mesmerized by that booty of yours bouncin' like Mary Poppins on a trampoline.

"Ve~", Italy said, as he climbed up onto the table, and joined you in twerking. Everybody was so utterly confused, yet so mesmerized by those badonkadonks.

Soon, multiple countries, including America, France, Spain, China, Romano, South Korea, and Canada were all twerking on the table. Appearently, the song was on repeat, for it played over and over again, on whoever's phone it was.

Even Germany joined in. It was no longer twerking together, it was a full out TWERK OFF. China was the first to go. *CRAAAACK* "AHHH, MY BACK!" China cried as he fell off the table onto the floor. Countries began dropping like flies. America got too tired and collapsed, France passed out from noseblood loss, Romano gave up to eat some tomatoes, South Korea stopped after China to dominate his boobies, and Canada slipped and fell, breaking his leg. The only country not participating at all was Japan, who was.....actually, I have no idea where he went.

Then, it came to the ultimate showdown: You, against Spain. All the countries began rooting for different sides, though you had to admit: THAT ASS WAS JUST....BEAUTIFUL. It was so plump and round you could just stare at it all day. But no, you had to win; it was your destiny, to beat the twerk master in his own game!

But then: the Macerena came on! Spain immediately stoppd twerking, and began doing the Macerena! Somebody pulled him off the table and threw him across the room. People were screaming at your twerking victory, congratulating you.

Spain recovered from being thrown across the wall, and smirked from where he was. He was beaten in twerking? No matter.

Then you and Spain had sex on the table while everybody watched, and Japan suddenly ran in through the door with a video camera and recorded the whole thing.

Then you and Spain had two daughters, Carmen and (Girl Name) Fernandez Carriedo. And then you lived happily ever after.

THE END
I KNOW TWERKING ISNT A THING ANYMRE BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS TODAY AND I JUST HNNNNNNNG

I REALLY DONT WANNA GIVE THING A MATURE WARNING SO HAH

SO HERE YA GO, HAVE SOME SPAIN BADONKADONK

LOL
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Oceanialy Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Artist
.. MIKAILA
YOU ARE A GENIUS 
MARRY ME 
AND LETS TWERK LIEK NO TOMOROW
OKAY
I'LL GO NOW
INTO THE LONELY FREAK CORNER
AND EAT ICECREAM.
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snake04398 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Student Artist
Wha? Lol that ending though, i, ok,what? I can just imagine me doing that, it's so weird, well, now, im scared for life. Thanks you. (Btw Love it :) )
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YukiHonda2144 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014
I'm literally on the floor making inhuman noises as the story sinks in XD
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MikailaTheStatuess Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm guessing that's a good thing? XD
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skyclawthewolf Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Student Digital Artist
MY BODY WAS NOT READY FOR THIS.
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MikailaTheStatuess Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
PREPARE THY ANUS FOR SPANISH COCK
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skyclawthewolf Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconlubeplz:
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MikailaTheStatuess Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YESSSS
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skyclawthewolf Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Student Digital Artist
WAIT IF JAPAN RECORDED SPAIN AND READER HUMPING EACHOTHER LIKE BUNNIES.... JAPAN JUST MADE A PORNO.
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MikailaTheStatuess Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEE
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