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SPAIN X COUNTRY! READER - TWERK OFF

A world meeting. Countries, counries everywhere. They rarely ever got anything done due to the way they argue with each other the whole time. Today would be a day nobody would forget.

As you sat there, annoyed with all these countries arguing, you heard what would turn this boring meeting into the most bootylicious meeting ever.

"DONT DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN (EYY) DONT DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN"

I guess somebody started playing the song on their phone. You had no contol of your body, as you climber up on the meeting table in your spot, and started twerking.

All the countries went dead silent, except for the music of course. Everybody was mesmerized by that booty of yours bouncin' like Mary Poppins on a trampoline.

"Ve~", Italy said, as he climbed up onto the table, and joined you in twerking. Everybody was so utterly confused, yet so mesmerized by those badonkadonks.

Soon, multiple countries, including America, France, Spain, China, Romano, South Korea, and Canada were all twerking on the table. Appearently, the song was on repeat, for it played over and over again, on whoever's phone it was.

Even Germany joined in. It was no longer twerking together, it was a full out TWERK OFF. China was the first to go. *CRAAAACK* "AHHH, MY BACK!" China cried as he fell off the table onto the floor. Countries began dropping like flies. America got too tired and collapsed, France passed out from noseblood loss, Romano gave up to eat some tomatoes, South Korea stopped after China to dominate his boobies, and Canada slipped and fell, breaking his leg. The only country not participating at all was Japan, who was.....actually, I have no idea where he went.

Then, it came to the ultimate showdown: You, against Spain. All the countries began rooting for different sides, though you had to admit: THAT ASS WAS JUST....BEAUTIFUL. It was so plump and round you could just stare at it all day. But no, you had to win; it was your destiny, to beat the twerk master in his own game!

But then: the Macerena came on! Spain immediately stoppd twerking, and began doing the Macerena! Somebody pulled him off the table and threw him across the room. People were screaming at your twerking victory, congratulating you.

Spain recovered from being thrown across the wall, and smirked from where he was. He was beaten in twerking? No matter.

Then you and Spain had sex on the table while everybody watched, and Japan suddenly ran in through the door with a video camera and recorded the whole thing.

Then you and Spain had two daughters, Carmen and (Girl Name) Fernandez Carriedo. And then you lived happily ever after.

THE END
I KNOW TWERKING ISNT A THING ANYMRE BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS TODAY AND I JUST HNNNNNNNG

I REALLY DONT WANNA GIVE THING A MATURE WARNING SO HAH

SO HERE YA GO, HAVE SOME SPAIN BADONKADONK

LOL
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:icondownshiftplus:
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  New member Student Artist
CRACK PARTAY!!
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kellyunique21 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
What the heeelll??1
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Itzcc Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
ZE FAQ?! So... I'm just thinking about how Germany, Canada, America(cause we all know he hasn't been laid), and Italy would react to the ending. 
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braveheart290 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014
Da fuq? 
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MikailaTheStatuess Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i really dont know
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:iconcupcake-eatr:
Cupcake-eatr Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
What the fuk just happed
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Oceanialy Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
.. MIKAILA
YOU ARE A GENIUS 
MARRY ME 
AND LETS TWERK LIEK NO TOMOROW
OKAY
I'LL GO NOW
INTO THE LONELY FREAK CORNER
AND EAT ICECREAM.
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MikailaTheStatuess Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NO COME BACK

I WANT TO TALK AND MAYBE PROBABLY BECOME FRIENDS

P  L E A S E
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:iconoceanialy:
Oceanialy Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
YES
LET'S BECOME FRIENDS
LET'S TALK
LETSSSSSSSSSS
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snake04398 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Student Artist
Wha? Lol that ending though, i, ok,what? I can just imagine me doing that, it's so weird, well, now, im scared for life. Thanks you. (Btw Love it :) )
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